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So, can someone explain this movie to me.  I know I read fic before I saw the movie, so my expectations were skewed.  But I tried very hard to stay open minded and see how they were going to pull it off.  But WTF?  Who wrote the romance in this?

It takes one hour and eighteen minutes before Beca shows any reaction to Jesse that isn't incredulity/horror.  And then he's an utter douchenozzle to her.

What makes the first hour and 18 minutes even more horrifying is its plausibility.  It brings me back to one summer, working in a library, where the guy shelving books downstairs kept talking to me.  And he wasn't awful, or anything, so I gave him my phone number, only realizing TOO LATE that his asking for my phone number meant he might want to ask me out.  And this was a HELL NO.  But he was nice.  And he wanted to be a librarian because he enjoyed shelving books.  (OMG).  So I didn't want to blast him out.  (Then there were the hilarious two 'dates.'  One which I dragged my cousin on as chaperone, and the second which ended with me rhapsodizing about Emma Frost, because he wasn't getting the hint.  I think Emma Frost managed to give him the hint.  Not into dudes. OK?)

And this was EXACTLY what Jesse was doing - not taking a hint.  But Jesse was even worse!  He was pushy and clearly assumed that because he wants her so bad, he deserves her.  (hello, rape whistle.)  And the worst bast was her falling for his bullshit.  "I care about you."  She didn't want him to care about her.  She put up with it.  What she wanted was the Bellas back.  And she got it.  And then she was proven right about movie endings.  They really are predictable. :)

So, I really kind of enjoyed that movie. :D
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So, I was poking through my files (and working a tiny bit on Asylum), and found this scrap, which was almost complete, so I tagged on an ending, and now am providing it to you.  Definitely takes place after Back Before We were Brittle, in the regular universe.

Title: Toddlers
Author: Alsike
Fandom: X-Men/Criminal MInds
Pairing: background Emma/Emily
Rating: PG
Summary: Time Travel is Inconvenient.
Word Count: 554

Read more... )
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Title: Animals and Prizes Actual Timestamp
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Victorious
Pairing: Jade West/Tori Vega
Rating: ??

Summary: Tori Vega is starting an exciting new school, Hollywood Arts, but she has a secret. She's a female alpha, naturally dominant and aggressive.  If anyone finds out, her life will hardly be worth living. In addition, Alphas sense when an omega goes into heat, but that doesn't mean she wants an omega - especially not a girl omega. Biology isn't destiny, right? Jori

Warnings: This is a Knotting world - because knotting is hilarious and kind of gross - so be prepared.  And... maybe a touch of gender politics. 

Final annoying Timestamp

So, I'm going to be a little ranty here.  Since people here actually care, and can have conversations rather than anonymous comments.  And I'm fine if people don't like my stuff.  (I will totally keep telling myself that.)  I'm fine if there are technical problems that people want to point out.  But the fact that this relationship isn't perfect?  That's just the way it is.  I mean, a. it contains Jade.  And if I want to have her seem even mildly in character, she's going to be bitchy.  And b. The world is seriously fucked up.  Maybe this failed to come across?  I don't know.  But Omega!Jade is messed up.  She is seriously not-okay with what she is - with her body.  And that has consequences.
And okay, I'm done now.  I mean, really, this is me.  When I have ever written a relationship that is completely functional?  
And - why would I?
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Title: Animals and Prizes Timestamps (3.5&4/4)  (You know - I should have called this the x-rated sequel or something, because, seriously, these were NOT timestamps.)
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Victorious
Pairing: Jade West/Tori Vega
Rating: NC-17!!!!!!!!

Summary: Tori Vega is starting an exciting new school, Hollywood Arts, but she has a secret. She's a female alpha, naturally dominant and aggressive.  If anyone finds out, her life will hardly be worth living. In addition, Alphas sense when an omega goes into heat, but that doesn't mean she wants an omega - especially not a girl omega. Biology isn't destiny, right? Jori

Warnings: This is a Knotting world - because knotting is hilarious and kind of gross - so be prepared.  And... maybe a touch of gender politics. 

SOOOO.  This is PORN.  And I feel bad for writing porn about adorable people.  But this whole concept needed some closure, and with knotting fics, closure is KNOTTING.  So, yeah.  Extreme sex fic.  It is here.
Oh, and apparently I needed to get in some of my random Tori's parents backstory stuff, so I posted that too.  

I have one more timestamp which I've already written - which is actually a timestamp, and I think that's going to be all for this.  I have corrupted the youth, and brought knotting into a fandom that needed it not.  My work here is done.

Also - I just had a horrible realization that this was still rated T on FFN.  LOL.  It is no longer T.

Holly & Jade Interlude at FFN

The Over 7000 word Day 1 Heat Sex Fic at FFN (though this may get me banned.)
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Title: Animals and Prizes Timestamps (3/4)
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Victorious
Pairing: Jade West/Tori Vega
Rating: NO LONGER PG-13!

Summary: Tori Vega is starting an exciting new school, Hollywood Arts, but she has a secret. She's a female alpha, naturally dominant and aggressive.  If anyone finds out, her life will hardly be worth living. In addition, Alphas sense when an omega goes into heat, but that doesn't mean she wants an omega - especially not a girl omega. Biology isn't destiny, right? Jori

Warnings: This is a Knotting world - because knotting is hilarious and kind of gross - so be prepared.  And... maybe a touch of gender politics. 

Soooo, I want to whine about how writing fanfic is a thankless job, but it really isn't.  I just get upset when people hate on my characters.  And I'm tired.  And I'm sick of this installment, so I'm posting it, in the hope that putting it away will make it possible for me to write the next section with some actual events and interaction besides just setting up the 3 specific erotic activities I have planned out.  What still needs to be solved in this universe?  Besides Jade needing to be punched in the face and Tori acting like a 12 year old, because those are just characterization choices and it's too late to fix them now.
(Ignore the grumpiness!  I had an awesome weekend!)

Animals and Prizes at FFN
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My Year in Fanfic Meme, 2012

I wasn’t really thinking I would do this, since I was pretty sure I wouldn’t have even visited my LJ in months.  And then, well, Jori happened.

But the best thing in fic this year was being invited to speak at panels at FemslashCon.  It was so much fun, (though computer f*ups of annoyance!) and there were so many ideas floating around.  Of course, then I didn’t write any of them.  (Well, that’s not entirely true.  I have a few pages of one.  But then I decided I hated it and couldn’t figure out how to finish it.  I need to figure out a few character motivations and then I might be able to pull it off.  Expensive DC call girls, please!)

The Fic:

OUAT: Ponyskin: http://nike-ravus.livejournal.com/86911.html

E2: The Lovelace Protocol: http://nike-ravus.livejournal.com/86664.html

E2: Time Machines to Go and Get us Back: http://nike-ravus.livejournal.com/87121.html

iCarly: The Beef Jerky Incident: http://nike-ravus.livejournal.com/87419.html

WMC/etc: Jill the Vampire Slayer: http://nike-ravus.livejournal.com/87945.html

E2: The Arrangement: http://nike-ravus.livejournal.com/88217.html

E2: What Happened in Vegas Timestamps: http://nike-ravus.livejournal.com/88684.html

E2: City on the River 20 http://nike-ravus.livejournal.com/89192.html

E2: Rhiannon: http://nike-ravus.livejournal.com/89462.html

2 http://nike-ravus.livejournal.com/89818.html

Epilogue http://nike-ravus.livejournal.com/89907.html

E2: End of Demons: http://nike-ravus.livejournal.com/90993.html

Sailor Moon: The Beginning: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1503156/1/The-Beginning

Victorious: Animals and Prizes: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8765740/1/Animals-and-Prizes

The Questions )

So, what do you think?

Best Story

Most Fun

Most Disappointing

Most Sexy

Most Unintentionally Telling?

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Title: Animals and Prizes Timestamps (1&2/4?)
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Victorious
Pairing: Jade West/Tori Vega
Rating: NO LONGER PG-13

Summary: Tori Vega is starting an exciting new school, Hollywood Arts, but she has a secret. She's a female alpha, naturally dominant and aggressive.  If anyone finds out, her life will hardly be worth living. In addition, Alphas sense when an omega goes into heat, but that doesn't mean she wants an omega - especially not a girl omega. Biology isn't destiny, right? Jori

Warnings: This is a Knotting world - because knotting is hilarious and kind of gross - so be prepared.  And... maybe a touch of gender politics. 

So, LJ was being a gank, and now there are timestamps.  I have decided that it is against the spirit of the thing to write a knotting fic without knotting.  :)

First Base

Second Base
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Title: Animals and Prizes (11/11)
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Victorious
Pairing: Jade West/Tori Vega
Rating: PG-13

Summary: Tori Vega is starting an exciting new school, Hollywood Arts, but she has a secret. She's a female alpha, naturally dominant and aggressive.  If anyone finds out, her life will hardly be worth living. In addition, Alphas sense when an omega goes into heat, but that doesn't mean she wants an omega - especially not a girl omega. Biology isn't destiny, right? Jori

Warnings: This is a Knotting world - because knotting is hilarious and kind of gross - so be prepared.  And... maybe a touch of gender politics. 

And... if anyone of you request timestamps you know the rating can go up. :)

Animals and Prizes at FFN
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Title: Animals and Prizes (10/?)
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Victorious
Pairing: Jade West/Tori Vega
Rating: PG-13 (15? R? I haven't changed it yet, but it's getting more and more... descriptive)

Summary: Tori Vega is starting an exciting new school, Hollywood Arts, but she has a secret. She's a female alpha, naturally dominant and aggressive.  If anyone finds out, her life will hardly be worth living. In addition, Alphas sense when an omega goes into heat, but that doesn't mean she wants an omega - especially not a girl omega. Biology isn't destiny, right? Jori

Warnings: This is a Knotting world - because knotting is hilarious and kind of gross - so be prepared.  And... maybe a touch of gender politics. 

(Crazy day - involved too much crying - and some singing!  And pizza.  Now caramel corn.)

Animals and Prizes at FFN
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Title: Animals and Prizes (8&9/?)
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Victorious
Pairing: Jade West/Tori Vega
Rating: PG-13 (15? R? I haven't changed it yet, but it's getting more and more... descriptive)

Summary: Tori Vega is starting an exciting new school, Hollywood Arts, but she has a secret. She's a female alpha, naturally dominant and aggressive.  If anyone finds out, her life will hardly be worth living. In addition, Alphas sense when an omega goes into heat, but that doesn't mean she wants an omega - especially not a girl omega. Biology isn't destiny, right? Jori

Warnings: This is a Knotting world - because knotting is hilarious and kind of gross - so be prepared.  And... maybe a touch of gender politics. 

Happy Holidays!  I didn't announce 8 because I posted it while in an airport, but here's 9 as a very angsty present!

Animals and Prizes 8 & 9
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Title: Animals and Prizes (7/?)
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Victorious
Pairing: Jade West/Tori Vega
Rating: PG-13 (15? R? I haven't changed it yet, but it's getting more and more... descriptive)

Summary: Tori Vega is starting an exciting new school, Hollywood Arts, but she has a secret. She's a female alpha, naturally dominant and aggressive.  If anyone finds out, her life will hardly be worth living. In addition, Alphas sense when an omega goes into heat, but that doesn't mean she wants an omega - especially not a girl omega. Biology isn't destiny, right? Jori

Warnings: This is a Knotting world - because knotting is hilarious and kind of gross - so be prepared.  And... maybe a touch of gender politics. 

Animals and Prizes at FFN
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Title: Animals and Prizes (6/?)
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Victorious
Pairing: Jade West/Tori Vega
Rating: PG-13 (15? R? I haven't changed it yet, but it's getting more and more... descriptive)

Summary: Tori Vega is starting an exciting new school, Hollywood Arts, but she has a secret. She's a female alpha, naturally dominant and aggressive.  If anyone finds out, her life will hardly be worth living. In addition, Alphas sense when an omega goes into heat, but that doesn't mean she wants an omega - especially not a girl omega. Biology isn't destiny, right? Jori

Warnings: This is a Knotting world - because knotting is hilarious and kind of gross - so be prepared.  And... maybe a touch of gender politics. 

Animals and Prizes at FFN
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Title: Animals and Prizes (5/?)
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Victorious
Pairing: Jade West/Tori Vega
Rating: PG-13 (15? Mention of knotting, but nothing explicit)

Summary: Tori Vega is starting an exciting new school, Hollywood Arts, but she has a secret. She's a female alpha, naturally dominant and aggressive.  If anyone finds out, her life will hardly be worth living. In addition, Alphas sense when an omega goes into heat, but that doesn't mean she wants an omega - especially not a girl omega. Biology isn't destiny, right? Jori

Warnings: This is a Knotting world - because knotting is hilarious and kind of gross - so be prepared.  BUT PG-13 (for now)  And... maybe a touch of gender politics. 


Animals and Prizes at FFN
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Title: Animals and Prizes (4/?)
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Victorious
Pairing: Jade West/Tori Vega
Rating: PG-13 (15? Mention of knotting, but nothing explicit)

Summary: Tori Vega is starting an exciting new school, Hollywood Arts, but she has a secret. She's a female alpha, naturally dominant and aggressive.  If anyone finds out, her life will hardly be worth living. In addition, Alphas sense when an omega goes into heat, but that doesn't mean she wants an omega - especially not a girl omega. Biology isn't destiny, right? Jori

Warnings: This is a Knotting world - because knotting is hilarious and kind of gross - so be prepared.  BUT PG-13 (for now)  And... maybe a touch of gender politics. 

 
 
Animals and Prizes at FFN
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Title: Animals and Prizes (3/?)
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Victorious
Pairing: Jade West/Tori Vega
Rating: PG-13 (15? Mention of knotting, but nothing explicit)

Summary: Tori Vega is starting an exciting new school, Hollywood Arts, but she has a secret. She's a female alpha, naturally dominant and aggressive.  If anyone finds out, her life will hardly be worth living. In addition, Alphas sense when an omega goes into heat, but that doesn't mean she wants an omega - especially not a girl omega. Biology isn't destiny, right? Jori

Warnings: This is a Knotting world - because knotting is hilarious and kind of gross - so be prepared.  BUT PG-13 (for now)  And... maybe a touch of gender politics.

Animals and Prizes at FFN
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Title: Animals and Prizes (2/?)
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Victorious
Pairing: Jade West/Tori Vega
Rating: PG-13 (15? Mention of knotting, but nothing explicit)

Summary: Tori Vega is starting an exciting new school, Hollywood Arts, but she has a secret. She's a female alpha, naturally dominant and aggressive.  If anyone finds out, her life will hardly be worth living. In addition, Alphas sense when an omega goes into heat, but that doesn't mean she wants an omega - especially not a girl omega. Biology isn't destiny, right? Jori

Warnings: Spoilers for Victorious Episode 3 Stage Fighting.  Also, this is a Knotting world - because knotting is hilarious and kind of gross - so be prepared.  And... maybe a touch of gender politics.

Animals and Prizes 2 at FFN
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Title: Animals and Prizes (1/?)
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Victorious
Pairing: Jade West/Tori Vega
Rating: PG-13 (15? Mention of knotting, but nothing explicit)

Summary: Tori Vega is starting an exciting new school, Hollywood Arts, but she has a secret. She's a female alpha, naturally dominant and aggressive.  If anyone finds out, her life will hardly be worth living. In addition, Alphas sense when an omega goes into heat, but that doesn't mean she wants an omega - especially not a girl omega. Biology isn't destiny, right? Jori
Apologies: So, I think I've forgotten how to write fanfiction.  For a while there, I think I forgot why I write fanfiction.  And then I was sitting there yesterday, when I should have been grading papers, just writing this (crazy) fic and enjoying myself utterly.  And to be honest, I don't think the writing in this fic is brilliant.  I don't like the way I handle going over a lot of the stuff that happens in episode 1, though I rewrote that a bunch of times.  I'm pretty sure that I'm terrible at writing these characters.  But hey, new fandom, new world, and totally heavily influenced by Chash's A Fine Job of Bending All the Rules which, if you haven't read, READ IT.

Warnings: Spoilers for Victorious Pilot.  Also, this is a Knotting world - because knotting is hilarious and kind of gross - so be prepared.  And... maybe a touch of gender politics.


Animals and Prizes (At FFN)
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DemonsCover

Title: Demons

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Emma Frost/Emily Prentiss, some Emily/Pietro Maximoff

Rating: NC-17 – Not just for sex.  

Warnings: War, violence, threat of rape.

Fandom: X-Men/Criminal Minds

Disclaimer: Not my girls.

Word Count: ~17k


Summary: Emily is a spy in WWI.  Carrying important information to the front, she is waylaid in Alsace and encounters a nun and the group of children she is desperate to protect.

Part 1
Part 2a
Part 2b
Part 3
Epilogue
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Title: Demons (Epilogue)

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Emma Frost/Emily Prentiss, some Emily/Pietro Maximoff

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: War, violence, threat of rape.

Fandom: X-Men/Criminal Minds

Disclaimer: Not my girls.

Word Count: 4572

Summary: Part 3 of Emily is a spy in WWI story. There is no actually historical accuracy intended in this.

There was not enough smut in this. And the end was weak. Here's the final part, which has an image I had hanging around from the beginning.

 

 

Part 1

Part 2a

Part 2b
Part 3


Surrender )


 

Demons 3/3

Jul. 14th, 2012 04:17 pm
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 Title: Demons (3/3)

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Emma Frost/Emily Prentiss, some Emily/Pietro Maximoff

Rating: NC-17 – Not just for sex.  

Warnings: War, violence, threat of rape.

Fandom: X-Men/Criminal Minds

Disclaimer: Not my girls.

Word Count: 4572

Summary: Part 3 of Emily is a spy in WWI story.  There is no actually historical accuracy intended in this.  

There may be a bit of an epilogue after this.  But hey, the plot it is finished!  Since it's been over a year since I started this, I apologize.  I hope you enjoy it!

 

 

Part 1 

Part 2a

Part 2b

 

After the Bombs )

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