nike_ravus: (head girl)
 Blogging attempt #1

Interview style:
Q: Alsike, what happened?  You made such a good showing with those movie reviews, why haven't you done anymore?
A: Well, Rhoda (yes, my imaginary interviewer is named Rhoda), it's because i don't watch enough movies.  The last movie i watched was... was... wait for it, um, Bad Santa?  Which was not my fault.  And seriously, giving that a Blechdel score?  Also, the copy i had skipped a lot during the Lauren Graham scenes, suggesting that it may have been used for masturbation.  I also watched The Thin Man, which was great!  Watch it!

Q:  Why is BBC Radio 4 is so much better than NPR?
A: The quiz shows.  Wait, wait, don't tell me, cannot compare with the News Quiz.  And Heresy.  What other station has a show that discusses (with Germaine Greer) why Obama did *not* bring hope to the world?  He did bring hope to Leftist America that armageddon was not imminent, but it's still sitting on the horizon.  And the most important reason: Cheryl Cole is never mentioned on NPR.  This is a tragic oversight.  Oh, and also: radio dramas.  I love radio dramas.

Q: Guiding Light?  Why, Al, why?
A: Bad anecdote; I got into a 'more christian than thou' situation on the CBS website.  I don't even consider myself Christian, but all these people saying 'I prayed about the Otalia storyline today, and i turn it off when my poor impressionable child is in the room,' got my hackles up.  i mean seriously, what happened to generosity and respect?  Anyway, what i learned as a Lit major was how to make a text support a point, so i gave a biblical backing to Otalia, because if it's about anything, it's about family.  And i really do respect the writers, because GL is full of bad people doing bad things.  How can kidnapping, lying and rape be less traumatizing for a child than two women who care about and protect each other?  Seriously, Ruth and Naomi anyone?

Q: No one is reading your stupid Custodian stories, why are you still writing them?
A: Because i can't stand JJ, and i need to get Emily together with Jill, but i don't make things easy on myself.  And i want to practice writing plot driven pieces.  But i'm also working on a new Law and Order fic, actually not (entirely) an AU (shockingly enough), where Casey gets lots of sex, whether she wants it or not.  I'm blaming [personal profile] lexus_grey  for this one too, specifically Vigilante, and i don't write Casey/Olivia, so it's something else...

Q: Best sport ever?
A: Rugby!
nike_ravus: (head girl)
 Blogging attempt #1

Interview style:
Q: Alsike, what happened?  You made such a good showing with those movie reviews, why haven't you done anymore?
A: Well, Rhoda (yes, my imaginary interviewer is named Rhoda), it's because i don't watch enough movies.  The last movie i watched was... was... wait for it, um, Bad Santa?  Which was not my fault.  And seriously, giving that a Blechdel score?  Also, the copy i had skipped a lot during the Lauren Graham scenes, suggesting that it may have been used for masturbation.  I also watched The Thin Man, which was great!  Watch it!

Q:  Why is BBC Radio 4 is so much better than NPR?
A: The quiz shows.  Wait, wait, don't tell me, cannot compare with the News Quiz.  And Heresy.  What other station has a show that discusses (with Germaine Greer) why Obama did *not* bring hope to the world?  He did bring hope to Leftist America that armageddon was not imminent, but it's still sitting on the horizon.  And the most important reason: Cheryl Cole is never mentioned on NPR.  This is a tragic oversight.  Oh, and also: radio dramas.  I love radio dramas.

Q: Guiding Light?  Why, Al, why?
A: Bad anecdote; I got into a 'more christian than thou' situation on the CBS website.  I don't even consider myself Christian, but all these people saying 'I prayed about the Otalia storyline today, and i turn it off when my poor impressionable child is in the room,' got my hackles up.  i mean seriously, what happened to generosity and respect?  Anyway, what i learned as a Lit major was how to make a text support a point, so i gave a biblical backing to Otalia, because if it's about anything, it's about family.  And i really do respect the writers, because GL is full of bad people doing bad things.  How can kidnapping, lying and rape be less traumatizing for a child than two women who care about and protect each other?  Seriously, Ruth and Naomi anyone?

Q: No one is reading your stupid Custodian stories, why are you still writing them?
A: Because i can't stand JJ, and i need to get Emily together with Jill, but i don't make things easy on myself.  And i want to practice writing plot driven pieces.  But i'm also working on a new Law and Order fic, actually not (entirely) an AU (shockingly enough), where Casey gets lots of sex, whether she wants it or not.  I'm blaming [personal profile] lexus_grey  for this one too, specifically Vigilante, and i don't write Casey/Olivia, so it's something else...

Q: Best sport ever?
A: Rugby!
nike_ravus: (Aidon)
Title: Custodian 2: Black Guns on a Moonless Night (1/??)
Author: Alsike
Rating: M (But, sadly, not for eroticism)
Pairing: Still difficult, but in this volume I am working with elements of Heather/Lindsay, JJ/Emily, Claire(Alex)/Lorelai, Jill/Emily, Will/JJ... and anything else that may be read into it.
Disclaimer: Not mine, and yet, if they were, i would be just as unkind.
Warning: This, particularly the first chapter, may be difficult to understand if you have not read Custodian.  But I'm not going to force you or anything.

Summary: Jill, Emily, and Claire are sent to DC to find out what's wrong with the Cabot weapons smuggling operation.  But the wrongness may stretch from the heights of Ambassadorial Elegance to the heart of the family itself.

 

 

nike_ravus: (Aidon)
Title: Custodian 2: Black Guns on a Moonless Night (1/??)
Author: Alsike
Rating: M (But, sadly, not for eroticism)
Pairing: Still difficult, but in this volume I am working with elements of Heather/Lindsay, JJ/Emily, Claire(Alex)/Lorelai, Jill/Emily, Will/JJ... and anything else that may be read into it.
Disclaimer: Not mine, and yet, if they were, i would be just as unkind.
Warning: This, particularly the first chapter, may be difficult to understand if you have not read Custodian.  But I'm not going to force you or anything.

Summary: Jill, Emily, and Claire are sent to DC to find out what's wrong with the Cabot weapons smuggling operation.  But the wrongness may stretch from the heights of Ambassadorial Elegance to the heart of the family itself.

 

 

nike_ravus: (Aidon)
Title: Custodian (7 of 7)
Author: Alsike
Rating: M, for Murder
Pairing: Look, do you want the various hook-ups or the true-love destiny, because either way I'm not telling you.
Summary: 

Sent to San Francisco to eradicate a leak, Jill, Emily and Claire wind up on the trail of a serial killer that leads them into the dark depths of the Connecticut Mafia.



Query: There have been some ideas floating around for a sequel, more Criminal Minds based (meaning i'll be killing off most of those characters or at least torturing them).  I've left a few things open, backstory-wise, that need to be filled in. Would anyone have any interest in reading it?

nike_ravus: (Aidon)
Title: Custodian (7 of 7)
Author: Alsike
Rating: M, for Murder
Pairing: Look, do you want the various hook-ups or the true-love destiny, because either way I'm not telling you.
Summary: 

Sent to San Francisco to eradicate a leak, Jill, Emily and Claire wind up on the trail of a serial killer that leads them into the dark depths of the Connecticut Mafia.



Query: There have been some ideas floating around for a sequel, more Criminal Minds based (meaning i'll be killing off most of those characters or at least torturing them).  I've left a few things open, backstory-wise, that need to be filled in. Would anyone have any interest in reading it?

nike_ravus: (Aidon)
  Title: Custodian (6 of 7)
Author: Alsike
Rating: M, for Murder
Pairing: Look, do you want the various hook-ups or the true-love destiny, because either way I'm not telling you.
Summary: 

Sent to San Francisco to eradicate a leak, Jill, Emily and Claire wind up on the trail of a serial killer that leads them into the dark depths of the Connecticut Mafia.

 

nike_ravus: (Aidon)
  Title: Custodian (6 of 7)
Author: Alsike
Rating: M, for Murder
Pairing: Look, do you want the various hook-ups or the true-love destiny, because either way I'm not telling you.
Summary: 

Sent to San Francisco to eradicate a leak, Jill, Emily and Claire wind up on the trail of a serial killer that leads them into the dark depths of the Connecticut Mafia.

 

nike_ravus: (Aidon)
 Title: Custodian (5 of 7)
Author: Alsike
Rating: M, for Murder
Pairing: Look, do you want the various hook-ups or the true-love destiny, because either way I'm not telling you.
Summary: 

Sent to San Francisco to eradicate a leak, Jill, Emily and Claire wind up on the trail of a serial killer that leads them into the dark depths of the Connecticut Mafia.

 

 

nike_ravus: (Aidon)
 Title: Custodian (5 of 7)
Author: Alsike
Rating: M, for Murder
Pairing: Look, do you want the various hook-ups or the true-love destiny, because either way I'm not telling you.
Summary: 

Sent to San Francisco to eradicate a leak, Jill, Emily and Claire wind up on the trail of a serial killer that leads them into the dark depths of the Connecticut Mafia.

 

 

nike_ravus: (Aidon)
 Title: Custodian (4 of 7) (yeah, only 7: counting and me are not friends)
Author: Alsike
Rating: M, for Murder
Pairing: Look, do you want the various hook-ups or the true-love destiny, because either way I'm not telling you.
Summary: 

Sent to San Francisco to eradicate a leak, Jill, Emily and Claire wind up on the trail of a serial killer that leads them into the dark depths of the Connecticut Mafia.

 

 

 

nike_ravus: (Aidon)
 Title: Custodian (4 of 7) (yeah, only 7: counting and me are not friends)
Author: Alsike
Rating: M, for Murder
Pairing: Look, do you want the various hook-ups or the true-love destiny, because either way I'm not telling you.
Summary: 

Sent to San Francisco to eradicate a leak, Jill, Emily and Claire wind up on the trail of a serial killer that leads them into the dark depths of the Connecticut Mafia.

 

 

 

nike_ravus: (Aidon)
 Title: Custodian (3 of 8)
Author: Alsike
Rating: M, for Murder
Pairing: Look, do you want the various hook-ups or the true-love destiny, because either way I'm not telling you.
Summary: 

Sent to San Francisco to eradicate a leak, Jill, Emily and Claire wind up on the trail of a serial killer that leads them into the dark depths of the Connecticut Mafia.

 

 

nike_ravus: (Aidon)
 Title: Custodian (3 of 8)
Author: Alsike
Rating: M, for Murder
Pairing: Look, do you want the various hook-ups or the true-love destiny, because either way I'm not telling you.
Summary: 

Sent to San Francisco to eradicate a leak, Jill, Emily and Claire wind up on the trail of a serial killer that leads them into the dark depths of the Connecticut Mafia.

 

 

nike_ravus: (Aidon)
Title: Custodian (2 of 8)
Author: Alsike
Rating: M, for Murder
Pairing: Look, do you want the various hook-ups or the true-love destiny, because either way I'm not telling you.
Summary:

Sent to San Francisco to eradicate a leak, Jill, Emily and Claire wind up on the trail of a serial killer that leads them into the dark depths of the Connecticut Mafia.

(Even if no one is reading this, i am posting the damn thing, because it's finished and has irritated me for a month!)

 

nike_ravus: (Aidon)
Title: Custodian (2 of 8)
Author: Alsike
Rating: M, for Murder
Pairing: Look, do you want the various hook-ups or the true-love destiny, because either way I'm not telling you.
Summary:

Sent to San Francisco to eradicate a leak, Jill, Emily and Claire wind up on the trail of a serial killer that leads them into the dark depths of the Connecticut Mafia.

(Even if no one is reading this, i am posting the damn thing, because it's finished and has irritated me for a month!)

 

nike_ravus: (Aidon)
 

Title: Custodian (1 of 8)
Author: Alsike
Rating: M (Warning: character death, but not angsty)
Pairing: Yeah... various...
Fandom: Alert!  Psychotic crossover AU fic!  WMC, Criminal MInds, and Law and Order SVU in this chapter.
Summary:  At some point in our lives we make a decision.  Do we live on the bright side or the dark side of the law?
What changes when we choose one over the other?

Now, for my customary apologies:  I'm sorry!  This just sort of happened. Characters may be very OOC, but they also have made vastly different life choices, so just go with it, please.

nike_ravus: (Aidon)
 

Title: Custodian (1 of 8)
Author: Alsike
Rating: M (Warning: character death, but not angsty)
Pairing: Yeah... various...
Fandom: Alert!  Psychotic crossover AU fic!  WMC, Criminal MInds, and Law and Order SVU in this chapter.
Summary:  At some point in our lives we make a decision.  Do we live on the bright side or the dark side of the law?
What changes when we choose one over the other?

Now, for my customary apologies:  I'm sorry!  This just sort of happened. Characters may be very OOC, but they also have made vastly different life choices, so just go with it, please.

nike_ravus: (Diana)
No one reads my journal, but I felt like posting this anyways.
I'm working on a new fic, of epic length and plot. It is a wild AU crossover between WMC, L&O, Criminal Minds, and the Gilmore Girls, with cameos by the girls from CSI and Irina Derevko, from Alias, just because.





What do you do, when sent on a mission to eradicate a leak, and all of your targets start dying before you can get to them?
Go clubbing.

Custodian: coming soon to a livejournal near you.

Starring Jill Bernhardt, Emily Prentiss, and Alex Cabot
nike_ravus: (Diana)
No one reads my journal, but I felt like posting this anyways.
I'm working on a new fic, of epic length and plot. It is a wild AU crossover between WMC, L&O, Criminal Minds, and the Gilmore Girls, with cameos by the girls from CSI and Irina Derevko, from Alias, just because.





What do you do, when sent on a mission to eradicate a leak, and all of your targets start dying before you can get to them?
Go clubbing.

Custodian: coming soon to a livejournal near you.

Starring Jill Bernhardt, Emily Prentiss, and Alex Cabot

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