Hilarious: Those suicide warning signs are useless, because half of them are just you.”

But then I realized it's not so hilarious with this: "I won’t have to pray every night that I won’t get that call from the police saying they found your body floating in the river?" I LOVE YOU ELIZABETH!

Truly awesome: "She always just cocked her head and asked bewildering questions like, “Why’s Doctor Hank in my closet?”