I hadn't used LJ's spelling checker in a while, so I thought I'd give it a try. It's clearly been reading some of the same things I have.

• KiGo - Kink, kiss & kill; also "Kirk" for Original Slash points.
• Alsike - Allusive, so thoroughly allusive.
• fangirl - fancily finical fanged angel, fragile & fungible (ooh, I sense a dig at fickle fandom tastes in vampirism)
• TVTropes - Deathtraps
• fanfic - finicky fang funfair (Wah, I don't even like vampire stuff that often!)
• dialogue - Decalogues dislodge a deluge of dialog. Hmm, almost but not quite a description of a prompt table. "Thou shalt include a hammock".
• M'ma - Mama Emma, MIA. I can't tell if that's a vote for "It's Hard To Be A Man" or a really sad reference to Didi asking when she was coming home.
• Emmmily - Mammal (decisively proven) and employ? C'mon, what have they _not_ employed that's been close at hand?

I must need coffee if I think this was a good idea.