Okay, googling Dolphin Sex is a *BAD* idea. Now that I know way too much about zoophilia and dolphin prehensile labia... omg, It's like a horror film in my head... I desperately want lovely asexual fishies.

It is really scarily plausible though. I may need to write a gritty clockwork orange style mer-dolphin short story. Maybe noir, with underwater gatling guns.

O.o