What? It wasn't an... anti-recommendation, really. I had no clue what to tag this.

I thought they just had one slit which began with the clitoris, then vagina with the anus at the other end, not a cloaca like birds. Is it really odd that I know about this from reading pr0n where Professor X bangs his one canon girlfriend who is an alien who lays eggs?

Cripes, I think dolphins may be slightly too intense for disney mermaids. How about salmon instead? Everyone likes salmon. :)