LoL okay, if it is a recommandation, I'll make my 6 year old watch it. He won't be thrilled when he realizes it's a Barbie movie, but hey, he watches "Winx". He says he likes it because "he makes fun of them", but I know better. I mean, I use him as an excuse to watch movies for kids.

Seriously, you learned that from pr0n? haha it's awesome. That's how they should teach biology anyway.

A salmon for a mermaid? Isn't it too small? And I know that female salmons just lay eggs somewhere and male salmons just sperm on it. I don't know if anyone would want to write or read about salmons giving facials to mermaids.
Oh gods, I can't believe I just wrote that.