this alternately made me grin and wince, but in a good way?
I think I'm going to be a little confused for a while? Is this what it feel like to be Rachel and always be straddling some kind of moronic fence?
-straddling- I doubt she'll be straddling anything for some time now...but then again, this is Rachel and she is capable of doing some truly idiotic things in the hardest of circumstances...

now, i love Rachel, i really do, its just that I also really agree with you. She pushes Ivy so much, and at some point Ivy is just going to have to -take- y'know? Ivy might have some miraculous control when it comes to being in Rachel's presence, but she's got to blow some steam off sometimes right?

I had a similar fic in mind to yours, where Ivy finally unleashes a bit, but now I don't want to rain on your parade because this was really awesome, and I'm a slacker anyways...