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No one reads my journal, but I felt like posting this anyways.
I'm working on a new fic, of epic length and plot. It is a wild AU crossover between WMC, L&O, Criminal Minds, and the Gilmore Girls, with cameos by the girls from CSI and Irina Derevko, from Alias, just because.





What do you do, when sent on a mission to eradicate a leak, and all of your targets start dying before you can get to them?
Go clubbing.

Custodian: coming soon to a livejournal near you.

Starring Jill Bernhardt, Emily Prentiss, and Alex Cabot

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No one reads my journal, but I felt like posting this anyways.
I'm working on a new fic, of epic length and plot. It is a wild AU crossover between WMC, L&O, Criminal Minds, and the Gilmore Girls, with cameos by the girls from CSI and Irina Derevko, from Alias, just because.





What do you do, when sent on a mission to eradicate a leak, and all of your targets start dying before you can get to them?
Go clubbing.

Custodian: coming soon to a livejournal near you.

Starring Jill Bernhardt, Emily Prentiss, and Alex Cabot

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Title: Dream in Motion (and Other Winning Phrases from Songs by Billy Ocean) (1/4)

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Alex/Olivia, Serena/Casey, Alex/F (you tell me who it is)

Rating: NC-17 Warning! Warning! This is really dirty!
Although there is technically no explicit sexual intercourse in this story, there is sexual contact.  According to the New York State Penal Code "Sexual contact" means any touching of the sexual or other intimate parts of a person for the purpose of gratifying sexual desire of either party. It includes the touching of the actor by the victim, as well as the touching of the victim by the actor, whether directly or through clothing.
And this, my friends, is most definitely explicitly described.

Disclaimer: Dick Wolf, I most deeply apologize for violating and abusing your characters. Actually, you treat them worse than me. So I don't apologize. But they still don't belong to me.

Summary:  This is another of my repulsive AUs that was written purely for pornographic gratification and managed to morph into something more complicated and less sexually fulfilling.  The idea was stolen from lexus_grey 's Rockstar chart: Principal/Cheerleader.

 

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Title: Dream in Motion (and Other Winning Phrases from Songs by Billy Ocean) (1/4)

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Alex/Olivia, Serena/Casey, Alex/F (you tell me who it is)

Rating: NC-17 Warning! Warning! This is really dirty!
Although there is technically no explicit sexual intercourse in this story, there is sexual contact.  According to the New York State Penal Code "Sexual contact" means any touching of the sexual or other intimate parts of a person for the purpose of gratifying sexual desire of either party. It includes the touching of the actor by the victim, as well as the touching of the victim by the actor, whether directly or through clothing.
And this, my friends, is most definitely explicitly described.

Disclaimer: Dick Wolf, I most deeply apologize for violating and abusing your characters. Actually, you treat them worse than me. So I don't apologize. But they still don't belong to me.

Summary:  This is another of my repulsive AUs that was written purely for pornographic gratification and managed to morph into something more complicated and less sexually fulfilling.  The idea was stolen from lexus_grey 's Rockstar chart: Principal/Cheerleader.

 

( Read more... )

 

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 Title: Dream in Motion (and Other Winning Phrases from Songs by Billy Ocean) (2/4)

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Alex/Olivia, Serena/Casey, Alex/F (you tell me who it is)

Rating: NC-17 Warning! Warning! This is really dirty!
Although there is technically no explicit sexual intercourse in this story, there is sexual contact.  According to the New York State Penal Code "Sexual contact" means any touching of the sexual or other intimate parts of a person for the purpose of gratifying sexual desire of either party. It includes the touching of the actor by the victim, as well as the touching of the victim by the actor, whether directly or through clothing.
And this, my friends, is most definitely explicitly described.

Disclaimer: Dick Wolf, I most deeply apologize for violating and abusing your characters. Actually, you treat them worse than me. So I don't apologize. But they still don't belong to me.

Summary:  This is another of my repulsive AUs that was written purely for pornographic gratification and managed to morph into something more complicated and less sexually fulfilling.  The idea was stolen from lexus_grey 's Rockstar chart: Principal/Cheerleader.

( The Good Fairy? )

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 Title: Dream in Motion (and Other Winning Phrases from Songs by Billy Ocean) (2/4)

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Alex/Olivia, Serena/Casey, Alex/F (you tell me who it is)

Rating: NC-17 Warning! Warning! This is really dirty!
Although there is technically no explicit sexual intercourse in this story, there is sexual contact.  According to the New York State Penal Code "Sexual contact" means any touching of the sexual or other intimate parts of a person for the purpose of gratifying sexual desire of either party. It includes the touching of the actor by the victim, as well as the touching of the victim by the actor, whether directly or through clothing.
And this, my friends, is most definitely explicitly described.

Disclaimer: Dick Wolf, I most deeply apologize for violating and abusing your characters. Actually, you treat them worse than me. So I don't apologize. But they still don't belong to me.

Summary:  This is another of my repulsive AUs that was written purely for pornographic gratification and managed to morph into something more complicated and less sexually fulfilling.  The idea was stolen from lexus_grey 's Rockstar chart: Principal/Cheerleader.

( The Good Fairy? )

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 Title: Dream in Motion (and Other Winning Phrases from Songs by Billy Ocean) (3/4)

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Alex/Olivia, Serena/Casey, Alex/F (you tell me who it is)

Rating: NC-17 Warning! Warning! This is really dirty!  The dirty bits start this chapter!
Although there is technically no explicit sexual intercourse in this story, there is sexual contact.  According to the New York State Penal Code "Sexual contact" means any touching of the sexual or other intimate parts of a person for the purpose of gratifying sexual desire of either party. It includes the touching of the actor by the victim, as well as the touching of the victim by the actor, whether directly or through clothing.
And this, my friends, is most definitely explicitly described.

Disclaimer: Dick Wolf, I most deeply apologize for violating and abusing your characters. Actually, you treat them worse than me. So I don't apologize. But they still don't belong to me.

Summary:  This is another of my repulsive AUs that was written purely for pornographic gratification and managed to morph into something more complicated and less sexually fulfilling.  The idea was stolen from lexus_grey 's Rockstar chart: Principal/Cheerleader.

( Do you think you should be punished for that? )

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 Title: Dream in Motion (and Other Winning Phrases from Songs by Billy Ocean) (3/4)

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Alex/Olivia, Serena/Casey, Alex/F (you tell me who it is)

Rating: NC-17 Warning! Warning! This is really dirty!  The dirty bits start this chapter!
Although there is technically no explicit sexual intercourse in this story, there is sexual contact.  According to the New York State Penal Code "Sexual contact" means any touching of the sexual or other intimate parts of a person for the purpose of gratifying sexual desire of either party. It includes the touching of the actor by the victim, as well as the touching of the victim by the actor, whether directly or through clothing.
And this, my friends, is most definitely explicitly described.

Disclaimer: Dick Wolf, I most deeply apologize for violating and abusing your characters. Actually, you treat them worse than me. So I don't apologize. But they still don't belong to me.

Summary:  This is another of my repulsive AUs that was written purely for pornographic gratification and managed to morph into something more complicated and less sexually fulfilling.  The idea was stolen from lexus_grey 's Rockstar chart: Principal/Cheerleader.

( Do you think you should be punished for that? )

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  Title: Dream in Motion (and Other Winning Phrases from Songs by Billy Ocean) (4/4)

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Alex/Olivia, Serena/Casey, Alex/F (you tell me who it is)

Rating: NC-17 Warning! Warning! This is really dirty!  The dirty bits continue in this chapter!
Although there is technically no explicit sexual intercourse in this story, there is sexual contact.  According to the New York State Penal Code "Sexual contact" means any touching of the sexual or other intimate parts of a person for the purpose of gratifying sexual desire of either party. It includes the touching of the actor by the victim, as well as the touching of the victim by the actor, whether directly or through clothing.
And this, my friends, is most definitely explicitly described.

Disclaimer: Dick Wolf, I most deeply apologize for violating and abusing your characters. Actually, you treat them worse than me. So I don't apologize. But they still don't belong to me.

Summary:  This is another of my repulsive AUs that was written purely for pornographic gratification and managed to morph into something more complicated and less sexually fulfilling.  The idea was stolen from lexus_grey 's Rockstar chart: Principal/Cheerleader.

 

( You'll bleed again before I'm done with you )

Yeah, please don't kill me for the ending.  But seriously...

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  Title: Dream in Motion (and Other Winning Phrases from Songs by Billy Ocean) (4/4)

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Alex/Olivia, Serena/Casey, Alex/F (you tell me who it is)

Rating: NC-17 Warning! Warning! This is really dirty!  The dirty bits continue in this chapter!
Although there is technically no explicit sexual intercourse in this story, there is sexual contact.  According to the New York State Penal Code "Sexual contact" means any touching of the sexual or other intimate parts of a person for the purpose of gratifying sexual desire of either party. It includes the touching of the actor by the victim, as well as the touching of the victim by the actor, whether directly or through clothing.
And this, my friends, is most definitely explicitly described.

Disclaimer: Dick Wolf, I most deeply apologize for violating and abusing your characters. Actually, you treat them worse than me. So I don't apologize. But they still don't belong to me.

Summary:  This is another of my repulsive AUs that was written purely for pornographic gratification and managed to morph into something more complicated and less sexually fulfilling.  The idea was stolen from lexus_grey 's Rockstar chart: Principal/Cheerleader.

 

( You'll bleed again before I'm done with you )

Yeah, please don't kill me for the ending.  But seriously...