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Title: Last Night
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Pairing: Ruby/Lacey, Emma/Regina, Mulan/Aurora, Aurora/Philip, Lacey/Gold, Neal/Killian, Ruby/Lacey/Graham ...
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~16k
Summary: High School AU (Where everyone is their cursed personality.  That means this is a Lacey Fic.  All Lacey, All the Time.)
Senior Year started out with a bang - literally - a pool party at Lacey's, where poor choices abounded. Emma has unpleasant consequences to deal with, and Ruby's trying to help, while scrambling for a handle on just how much she likes to kiss girls.
It goes downhill from there.
And then Lacey has another party.

Apologies: This is the fic known in my brain as 'the one where Ruby and Lacey fuck a guy to death.' This is not high art. It is also just a 'you know, I really miss Lacey, and her terrible personality and bad life choices' fic. Lacey!  Also, when I get my hands on a high school AU, everyone is a terribly shitty selfish person and there is lots and lots of bad decision making and improbable amounts of sex.  This is also not particularly well thought through. Please ignore the plot holes, and avoid taking any of my medical advice. Mulan & Aurora's cursed names are totally stolen from A Story, A Tale, by maleficently.  Also, for a story where they talk about sex as much as this, there isn't really that much described.

Title: Wolfstime (1-6/6)
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Pairing: Ruby/Belle, Emma/Regina
Rating: M
Word Count: ~25k
Summary: When Belle wakes up naked in the forest with a wolf on top of her, unable to remember the night before, everyone knows something bad must have happened. But what did happen, and who is responsible?
The Sheriff is on the case!
But innocent until proven guilty is not a concept Storybrooke is very familiar with. And while the full moon is in the sky, werewolves aren't the only ones turning into beasts.

Apologies: So this got kind of out of control, and then people started to read it, and then I felt guilty, and added a 1000 words of smut to the end.  But it's done now.  I've spent this last month at academic summer camp, surrounded by people who are really supportive of fandom, and I think that helped me get back into it.  But I'm on my way home today, and I'm going to have to get back into the swing of things with my original fiction & other real-life problems.  But I do have half-done drafts of at least 3 other story ideas, so, you never know, maybe this productivity won't be over, just a little slower for a bit.

Title: Wolfstime (1/5)
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Pairing: Ruby/Belle, Emma/Regina
Rating: M
Word Count: ~20k
Summary: When Belle wakes up naked in the forest with a wolf on top of her, unable to remember the night before, everyone knows something bad must have happened. But what did happen, and who is responsible?
The Sheriff is on the case!
But innocent until proven guilty is not a concept Storybrooke is very familiar with. And while the full moon is in the sky, werewolves aren't the only ones turning into beasts.

Apologies: So... apparently I've gotten on a kick again.  (It feels like a drug dependency, like I need to write it, and then I spend the whole day writing and feel hungover and wish I had paid more attention in class.)  And it's a porn soaked Red Beauty kick.  And it's reminding me of long long ago when I wrote the shittiest Roswell fic.  Because Tess' Face. :)

Title: That Kind of Dangerous (2/3)
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Pairing: Ruby/Belle, Ruby/Lacey
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~17k
Summary: Red finds herself rather depressed after Lacey bodysnatches her new friend(/not-so-secret crush) and Emma prescribes a night of letting loose and getting back in touch with her Ruby side. She does NOT prescribe picking up an on-the-prowl, bored with Gold, Lacey. But she does. It escalates.

Chapter 2 (Now with extra plot!)

Title: Ponyskin
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Pairing: PotentiallyEvilPrincess/Witch, PotentiallyEvilPrincess/WhiteKnight, uhh... Emma/Regina basically
Summary: Stories go in circles, and sometimes time doesn't work quite like you expect it to.  Especially in Fairy Tales.
Apologies:  So basically, I've been having an eww, television is gross and boring couple of weeks.  (This is actually not an abnormal state for me).  But I finally got around to watching the latest OUaT episode (I may have missed a bunch), and I noted that I totally wouldn't be able to sit through this show if it wasn't full to the brim of delicious ladies.  I had been reading so many awesome fics lately, (thank you Yuletide!) and I just felt like finally writing up this idea that had been hanging around for a while.  So I did.  Here it is.  Just... go with it.  It contains footnotes.
No ponies were harmed in the writing of this fic.

 

 

Oh look at that, there has been fic lately!  What is this?  
Even more strange, Alsike is actually *watching a television show.*  This does not happen very often.

So, it's November, and everyone knows that November means NaNo!  And I am most vehemently not doing Nano.  During October I kept playing around with ideas, well, maybe I could write this, or that, or that other thing, YA contemporary with a lot of BDSM...  But I remembered that I'm actually in the middle of revisions, and I should probably Work On Those.

My plan for November then fell out beautifully.  I would get a round of revisions done!  (I still haven't made it all the way through the marked up draft that my mother edited.  And apparently my crit group is unimpressed with the beginning of Act 2, and it's going to need a complete overhaul... again.)  So, to get in the mood to work on my draft, I decided that I should allow myself to dive into pop culture with similar thematic elements.

i.e. Princesses.

So on Saturday night I watched the first episode of Revolutionary Girl Utena (here... legally), which was awesome.  It gave me deep thoughts about princesses and princes, and surrealism.

And then I watched Once Upon a TIme, which gave me deep thoughts about eye-shagging and hatesex.  (Also about adoption, and the complexity of writing 'evil,' and about who on earth this show is aimed at)  But mainly, ficcy thoughts, which was nice, as there have been a huge dearth of fic-related thoughts in my life lately.

But it wasn't until episode 3 that I really decided that I liked the show (and not just Emma's boots).  It's doing what I'm trying to do in my book (possibly in a much more straightforward way), and trying to really clearly show an equal opportunity adventure.  I know my fairytales, I know my epics, and I all too painfully know that it's the dudes who get to do the fighting, get to do the saving (and the wandering off and picking up chicks).  But when Snow White and Prince Charming were running around in this episode, getting in trouble, taking turns rescuing each other, and so charmingly ending up just shy of Making the Hell Out, I was rooting so hard for them.  I like a girl who can kick ass.  And I like a guy who likes a girl who can kick ass too.

Also, their kid?  Have we noticed the way she dresses?  Why yes, yes we have.

Now translate that girl into fairytale land.  No one is going to tell me that she isn't going to be wearing those same sexy boots, breeches, an awesome loose shirt (or maybe armor) and carrying a sword.  Emma Swan isn't a princess.  She's a white knight.

Title: Apples, Mainly Apples

Author: Alsike

Fandom: Once Upon a Time

Pairing: EvilQueen(Regina)/WhiteKnight(Emma Swan)

Rating: R

Word Count: ~2100

Summary: A missing scene between episodes 2 & 3, after Mr. Gold drops by and drops a few terrifying hints to Regina.

Spoilers: I am caught up to episode 3!  I had written most of this before I watched it, but had to make sure it wouldn't totally fail to fit into canon.  But the way the evil queen carefully avoids looking her in the eye for most of that episode.  And seriously, the shirt thing?  That was like candy.

(Also, I suck at not being a tease.  I will write smut eventually, I promise.)