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Title: Returns
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Pairing: Ruby/Belle, Belle/Gold, past Gold/Cursed!Ruby, Neal/Killian, Emma/Regina
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~11k
Summary: Eight months ago, Captain Hook's ship left Storybrooke.  Now it is returning.
But eight months is a long time, long enough to build a web of lies and self-deceptions that on the news of the ship's return, come crashing down. Ruby and Belle's no-strings-attached 'arrangement' may have more strings than they admitted to. And if Rumpelstilstkin finds out that other people have been playing with his toys, there will be blood.
But Storybrooke is not so good at keeping secrets.

Apologies: Soooo, apparently, sitting at my computer during Femslash con, watching the tumblrs freak out about Comiccon is inspirational.  I was like, man, season three.  Too bad there's no way it will involve Ruby and Belle hooking up all the time back home.  And Neal and Killian probably won't get together.  And Regina will get all the shit.  And Henry will still be the little boy that could.  And Rumpel will never get his for all the horrible shit that he does to people.  But right now, anything is possible.  (And somehow, Neal/Killian have got to sail off into the sunset together, just because it would be hilarious.)  And I was in the middle of working on fluffy kidfic of fluff, and then... this happened.

You guys all know that I occasionally write horrible het sex (Part of this fic was a bit like - hey, how about a train wreck, let's watch it.), so you can probably deal with the nasty bits.

Title: That Kind of Dangerous (2/3)
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Once Upon a Time
Pairing: Ruby/Belle, Ruby/Lacey
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~17k
Summary: Red finds herself rather depressed after Lacey bodysnatches her new friend(/not-so-secret crush) and Emma prescribes a night of letting loose and getting back in touch with her Ruby side. She does NOT prescribe picking up an on-the-prowl, bored with Gold, Lacey. But she does. It escalates.

Chapter 2 (Now with extra plot!)

Title: Animals and Prizes Timestamps (3.5&4/4)  (You know - I should have called this the x-rated sequel or something, because, seriously, these were NOT timestamps.)
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Victorious
Pairing: Jade West/Tori Vega
Rating: NC-17!!!!!!!!

Summary: Tori Vega is starting an exciting new school, Hollywood Arts, but she has a secret. She's a female alpha, naturally dominant and aggressive.  If anyone finds out, her life will hardly be worth living. In addition, Alphas sense when an omega goes into heat, but that doesn't mean she wants an omega - especially not a girl omega. Biology isn't destiny, right? Jori

Warnings: This is a Knotting world - because knotting is hilarious and kind of gross - so be prepared.  And... maybe a touch of gender politics. 

SOOOO.  This is PORN.  And I feel bad for writing porn about adorable people.  But this whole concept needed some closure, and with knotting fics, closure is KNOTTING.  So, yeah.  Extreme sex fic.  It is here.
Oh, and apparently I needed to get in some of my random Tori's parents backstory stuff, so I posted that too.  

I have one more timestamp which I've already written - which is actually a timestamp, and I think that's going to be all for this.  I have corrupted the youth, and brought knotting into a fandom that needed it not.  My work here is done.

Also - I just had a horrible realization that this was still rated T on FFN.  LOL.  It is no longer T.

Holly & Jade Interlude at FFN

The Over 7000 word Day 1 Heat Sex Fic at FFN (though this may get me banned.)

Title: Demons (Epilogue)

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Emma Frost/Emily Prentiss, some Emily/Pietro Maximoff

Rating: NC-17

Warnings: War, violence, threat of rape.

Fandom: X-Men/Criminal Minds

Disclaimer: Not my girls.

Word Count: 4572

Summary: Part 3 of Emily is a spy in WWI story. There is no actually historical accuracy intended in this.

There was not enough smut in this. And the end was weak. Here's the final part, which has an image I had hanging around from the beginning.

 

 

Part 1

Part 2a

Part 2b
Part 3

Title: Fake Empire: Rhiannon 1/2
Pairing: Emma/Emily
Fandom: X-Men/Criminal Minds
Rating: NC-17  (Warnings TG sex - question to self: why is this bit explicit and the nonTG stuff not?)
Universe: Fake Empire
Apologies:  Some of this might seem familiar, from those Citrus Taste prompts ages ago, but a little edited.  And it continues on, somewhat.

( Hellfire Mark 2 Reboot )

Title: Demons (2/3)

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Emma Frost/Emily Prentiss, some Emily/Pietro Maximoff

Rating: NC-17 – Not just for sex.  Warnings: War, violence, threat of rape.

Fandom: X-Men/Criminal Minds

Disclaimer: Not my girls.

Word Count: 5750

Summary: Part 2 of Emily is a spy in WWI story.  There is no actually historical accuracy intended in this.  I’ve had this part written for a while, but it needed editing, and I woke up this morning and realized that it was September and my semester-hell has started, and I had totally planned to finish this over the summer.  I have failed.  So instead of working on Old Irish, or Syntax, or Sanskrit, I edited this.  I hope it is, uh, coherent.

Part 1 

 

 

 

Title: Demons (1/3)
Author: Alsike
Pairing: Emma Frost/Emily Prentiss, some Emily/Pietro Maximoff
Rating: NC-17 – Not just for sex.  Warnings: War, violence, threat of rape.
Fandom: X-Men/Criminal Minds
Disclaimer: Not my girls.
Word Count: 5621
Summary: So this is the story I mentioned ages ago. It’s been taking form in my notebook, and I’ve finally typed up part 1. I make no claim of factual accuracy in any way, but if I’m way off, feel free to let me know. I don’t know how long the next bits will take me, but I hope not too long. Let me know what you think. This is kind of a stretch for me.

( I am in blood. Stepp'd in so far. )

 

Title: Loot, Rape and Pillage
Author: Alsike
Fandom: The Guild - this show!  I love this show!
Pairing: Riley/Codex
Rating: NC-17
Warning: dub-con, sorta, not really.
Summary: Riley has figured out how to help Codex enjoy Halo, or well, herself enjoy Halo slightly more.
Apologies: My experience with Halo has involved me dying quickly many times over. And as I started watching the Guild last night at 11PM, I only verify the fic's general accuracy up through S3.  And stalking thrace_ 's journal is a wonderful thing.  There are gifs.



( Look, I caught it! )