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Title: Custodian (2 of 8)
Author: Alsike
Rating: M, for Murder
Pairing: Look, do you want the various hook-ups or the true-love destiny, because either way I'm not telling you.
Summary:

Sent to San Francisco to eradicate a leak, Jill, Emily and Claire wind up on the trail of a serial killer that leads them into the dark depths of the Connecticut Mafia.

(Even if no one is reading this, i am posting the damn thing, because it's finished and has irritated me for a month!)

 

 

Title: Custodian (1 of 8)
Author: Alsike
Rating: M (Warning: character death, but not angsty)
Pairing: Yeah... various...
Fandom: Alert!  Psychotic crossover AU fic!  WMC, Criminal MInds, and Law and Order SVU in this chapter.
Summary:  At some point in our lives we make a decision.  Do we live on the bright side or the dark side of the law?
What changes when we choose one over the other?

Now, for my customary apologies:  I'm sorry!  This just sort of happened. Characters may be very OOC, but they also have made vastly different life choices, so just go with it, please.

  Title: Dream in Motion (and Other Winning Phrases from Songs by Billy Ocean) (4/4)

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Alex/Olivia, Serena/Casey, Alex/F (you tell me who it is)

Rating: NC-17 Warning! Warning! This is really dirty!  The dirty bits continue in this chapter!
Although there is technically no explicit sexual intercourse in this story, there is sexual contact.  According to the New York State Penal Code "Sexual contact" means any touching of the sexual or other intimate parts of a person for the purpose of gratifying sexual desire of either party. It includes the touching of the actor by the victim, as well as the touching of the victim by the actor, whether directly or through clothing.
And this, my friends, is most definitely explicitly described.

Disclaimer: Dick Wolf, I most deeply apologize for violating and abusing your characters. Actually, you treat them worse than me. So I don't apologize. But they still don't belong to me.

Summary:  This is another of my repulsive AUs that was written purely for pornographic gratification and managed to morph into something more complicated and less sexually fulfilling.  The idea was stolen from lexus_grey 's Rockstar chart: Principal/Cheerleader.

 

Yeah, please don't kill me for the ending.  But seriously...

 Title: Dream in Motion (and Other Winning Phrases from Songs by Billy Ocean) (3/4)

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Alex/Olivia, Serena/Casey, Alex/F (you tell me who it is)

Rating: NC-17 Warning! Warning! This is really dirty!  The dirty bits start this chapter!
Although there is technically no explicit sexual intercourse in this story, there is sexual contact.  According to the New York State Penal Code "Sexual contact" means any touching of the sexual or other intimate parts of a person for the purpose of gratifying sexual desire of either party. It includes the touching of the actor by the victim, as well as the touching of the victim by the actor, whether directly or through clothing.
And this, my friends, is most definitely explicitly described.

Disclaimer: Dick Wolf, I most deeply apologize for violating and abusing your characters. Actually, you treat them worse than me. So I don't apologize. But they still don't belong to me.

Summary:  This is another of my repulsive AUs that was written purely for pornographic gratification and managed to morph into something more complicated and less sexually fulfilling.  The idea was stolen from lexus_grey 's Rockstar chart: Principal/Cheerleader.

 Title: Dream in Motion (and Other Winning Phrases from Songs by Billy Ocean) (2/4)

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Alex/Olivia, Serena/Casey, Alex/F (you tell me who it is)

Rating: NC-17 Warning! Warning! This is really dirty!
Although there is technically no explicit sexual intercourse in this story, there is sexual contact.  According to the New York State Penal Code "Sexual contact" means any touching of the sexual or other intimate parts of a person for the purpose of gratifying sexual desire of either party. It includes the touching of the actor by the victim, as well as the touching of the victim by the actor, whether directly or through clothing.
And this, my friends, is most definitely explicitly described.

Disclaimer: Dick Wolf, I most deeply apologize for violating and abusing your characters. Actually, you treat them worse than me. So I don't apologize. But they still don't belong to me.

Summary:  This is another of my repulsive AUs that was written purely for pornographic gratification and managed to morph into something more complicated and less sexually fulfilling.  The idea was stolen from lexus_grey 's Rockstar chart: Principal/Cheerleader.

Title: Dream in Motion (and Other Winning Phrases from Songs by Billy Ocean) (1/4)

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Alex/Olivia, Serena/Casey, Alex/F (you tell me who it is)

Rating: NC-17 Warning! Warning! This is really dirty!
Although there is technically no explicit sexual intercourse in this story, there is sexual contact.  According to the New York State Penal Code "Sexual contact" means any touching of the sexual or other intimate parts of a person for the purpose of gratifying sexual desire of either party. It includes the touching of the actor by the victim, as well as the touching of the victim by the actor, whether directly or through clothing.
And this, my friends, is most definitely explicitly described.

Disclaimer: Dick Wolf, I most deeply apologize for violating and abusing your characters. Actually, you treat them worse than me. So I don't apologize. But they still don't belong to me.

Summary:  This is another of my repulsive AUs that was written purely for pornographic gratification and managed to morph into something more complicated and less sexually fulfilling.  The idea was stolen from lexus_grey 's Rockstar chart: Principal/Cheerleader.

 

 

No one reads my journal, but I felt like posting this anyways.
I'm working on a new fic, of epic length and plot. It is a wild AU crossover between WMC, L&O, Criminal Minds, and the Gilmore Girls, with cameos by the girls from CSI and Irina Derevko, from Alias, just because.





What do you do, when sent on a mission to eradicate a leak, and all of your targets start dying before you can get to them?
Go clubbing.

Custodian: coming soon to a livejournal near you.

Starring Jill Bernhardt, Emily Prentiss, and Alex Cabot

Title: TJ’s Mom
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Law & Order SVU
Pairing: Alex/Olivia
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Neither the idea nor the characters are mine
Summary: This started out as an excuse for sketchy porn, and turned into a weird very non-porn AU backstory. Based on the song by Fountains of Wayne. You know which one it is.

( Do you remember when I mowed your lawn? )