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 Title: Dream in Motion (and Other Winning Phrases from Songs by Billy Ocean) Corrolary (5 of 4)

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Alex/Lorelai, Serena/Casey, Alex/Olivia

Rating: NC-17, for previous parts mainly, but this one's probably at least an R

Disclaimer: Dick Wolf, I most deeply apologize for violating and abusing your characters. Actually, you treat them worse than me. So I don't apologize. But they still don't belong to me.

Summary:  Yeah, this story was done, but then i realized that the last bit sucked and i went back in and added another scene that doesn't actually make it suck less, but is at least less abrupt.  And then i was bored and jotted down another scene, and then another, and then when i should have been paying attention in my Race in Latin America class i finished it up.  So this fifth part is completely and utterly gratuitous and is not even pornographic enough to be worth reading.  But i'm posting it anyway.
Some of this will only make sense if you read the edits I put in part 4.

  Title: Dream in Motion (and Other Winning Phrases from Songs by Billy Ocean) (4/4)

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Alex/Olivia, Serena/Casey, Alex/F (you tell me who it is)

Rating: NC-17 Warning! Warning! This is really dirty!  The dirty bits continue in this chapter!
Although there is technically no explicit sexual intercourse in this story, there is sexual contact.  According to the New York State Penal Code "Sexual contact" means any touching of the sexual or other intimate parts of a person for the purpose of gratifying sexual desire of either party. It includes the touching of the actor by the victim, as well as the touching of the victim by the actor, whether directly or through clothing.
And this, my friends, is most definitely explicitly described.

Disclaimer: Dick Wolf, I most deeply apologize for violating and abusing your characters. Actually, you treat them worse than me. So I don't apologize. But they still don't belong to me.

Summary:  This is another of my repulsive AUs that was written purely for pornographic gratification and managed to morph into something more complicated and less sexually fulfilling.  The idea was stolen from lexus_grey 's Rockstar chart: Principal/Cheerleader.

 

Yeah, please don't kill me for the ending.  But seriously...

 Title: Dream in Motion (and Other Winning Phrases from Songs by Billy Ocean) (3/4)

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Alex/Olivia, Serena/Casey, Alex/F (you tell me who it is)

Rating: NC-17 Warning! Warning! This is really dirty!  The dirty bits start this chapter!
Although there is technically no explicit sexual intercourse in this story, there is sexual contact.  According to the New York State Penal Code "Sexual contact" means any touching of the sexual or other intimate parts of a person for the purpose of gratifying sexual desire of either party. It includes the touching of the actor by the victim, as well as the touching of the victim by the actor, whether directly or through clothing.
And this, my friends, is most definitely explicitly described.

Disclaimer: Dick Wolf, I most deeply apologize for violating and abusing your characters. Actually, you treat them worse than me. So I don't apologize. But they still don't belong to me.

Summary:  This is another of my repulsive AUs that was written purely for pornographic gratification and managed to morph into something more complicated and less sexually fulfilling.  The idea was stolen from lexus_grey 's Rockstar chart: Principal/Cheerleader.

 Title: Dream in Motion (and Other Winning Phrases from Songs by Billy Ocean) (2/4)

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Alex/Olivia, Serena/Casey, Alex/F (you tell me who it is)

Rating: NC-17 Warning! Warning! This is really dirty!
Although there is technically no explicit sexual intercourse in this story, there is sexual contact.  According to the New York State Penal Code "Sexual contact" means any touching of the sexual or other intimate parts of a person for the purpose of gratifying sexual desire of either party. It includes the touching of the actor by the victim, as well as the touching of the victim by the actor, whether directly or through clothing.
And this, my friends, is most definitely explicitly described.

Disclaimer: Dick Wolf, I most deeply apologize for violating and abusing your characters. Actually, you treat them worse than me. So I don't apologize. But they still don't belong to me.

Summary:  This is another of my repulsive AUs that was written purely for pornographic gratification and managed to morph into something more complicated and less sexually fulfilling.  The idea was stolen from lexus_grey 's Rockstar chart: Principal/Cheerleader.

Title: Dream in Motion (and Other Winning Phrases from Songs by Billy Ocean) (1/4)

Author: Alsike

Pairing: Alex/Olivia, Serena/Casey, Alex/F (you tell me who it is)

Rating: NC-17 Warning! Warning! This is really dirty!
Although there is technically no explicit sexual intercourse in this story, there is sexual contact.  According to the New York State Penal Code "Sexual contact" means any touching of the sexual or other intimate parts of a person for the purpose of gratifying sexual desire of either party. It includes the touching of the actor by the victim, as well as the touching of the victim by the actor, whether directly or through clothing.
And this, my friends, is most definitely explicitly described.

Disclaimer: Dick Wolf, I most deeply apologize for violating and abusing your characters. Actually, you treat them worse than me. So I don't apologize. But they still don't belong to me.

Summary:  This is another of my repulsive AUs that was written purely for pornographic gratification and managed to morph into something more complicated and less sexually fulfilling.  The idea was stolen from lexus_grey 's Rockstar chart: Principal/Cheerleader.

 

 

Title: TJ’s Mom
Author: Alsike
Fandom: Law & Order SVU
Pairing: Alex/Olivia
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: Neither the idea nor the characters are mine
Summary: This started out as an excuse for sketchy porn, and turned into a weird very non-porn AU backstory. Based on the song by Fountains of Wayne. You know which one it is.

( Do you remember when I mowed your lawn? )