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The Beef Jerky Incident
Feb. 18th, 2012 10:25 pmTitle: The Beef Jerky Incident
Author: Alsike (I should have actually posted this during the battle that I wrote it for so it could have been Anonymous, but no.)
Fandom: iCarly
Pairing: Carly Shay/Sam Puckett
Rating: NC-17!!! (And not for the easily disgusted either!!!! This is possibly the grossest thing I've written, (except for that poorly planned cannibalism eroticism one)! And it's supposed to be cute! Which makes it worse!)
Disclaimer: I'm so, so sorry, Nickelodeon.
Summary: PWP. Future-fic. Roommates/Established Relationship. Uh. Beef Jerky.
Apologies: So, I wrote this, along with the beginning of something much longer ages ago during one of the Texts From Last Night porn battles, or summat, and then was too embarrassed by having written this at all to post it. I think I've gained enough distance from the writing that I no longer take any responsibility for coming up with this idea, and now just find it hilarious, (and generally implausible, except not for Sam). So, yeah. Enjoy. :D
Author: Alsike (I should have actually posted this during the battle that I wrote it for so it could have been Anonymous, but no.)
Fandom: iCarly
Pairing: Carly Shay/Sam Puckett
Rating: NC-17!!! (And not for the easily disgusted either!!!! This is possibly the grossest thing I've written, (except for that poorly planned cannibalism eroticism one)! And it's supposed to be cute! Which makes it worse!)
Disclaimer: I'm so, so sorry, Nickelodeon.
Summary: PWP. Future-fic. Roommates/Established Relationship. Uh. Beef Jerky.
Apologies: So, I wrote this, along with the beginning of something much longer ages ago during one of the Texts From Last Night porn battles, or summat, and then was too embarrassed by having written this at all to post it. I think I've gained enough distance from the writing that I no longer take any responsibility for coming up with this idea, and now just find it hilarious, (and generally implausible, except not for Sam). So, yeah. Enjoy. :D
